Chapter 1:
It was the one night everybody dreads, the night before finals week at South-Harmon Institute of Technology. The library was full of furious students all glued to their books and appendix deep in energy drink cans and empty coffee cups – they were everywhere.
As expected, I couldn’t find a decent place to sit so I had to sit next to the dude who couldn’t stop pogo sticking.
It was so strange that I started to Tweet about it until he finally stopped.
Chapter 2:
I looked through my class schedule to see which final I should study for first, then I realized, I only have one biotech final! I was so relieved that I got up and started dancing like Carlton.
This brought some weird looks, so I stopped and decided to start studying.
I studied for hours until I finally became so tired that I just kept reading the same line of my notes that read:
“You know what they say- ‘Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice..strike three’ ” .
Clearly, it was time for bed.
Chapter 3:
I started walking back to my dorm room, but my head was so incredibly exhausted that I decided to crash by the pool.
I was awoken five hours later by a not so friendly raccoon who was gnawing on my notes.
I quickly got up and ran to my dorm room to change. When I got there, the song Closer was blasting through the dorm. I open my door to find the loud music coming from my own room! Where was the sound coming from??
Chapter 5:
When I got back to campus, I went straight to the library…again! I found a table and pulled out my pen and notebook to write my list on. The list read:
- study for final
- sharpen pencils
- eat before the test.
Eating…I forgot about that! I studied a few more minutes, sharpened my pencils, and ran to the dining hall. Unexpectedly, the dining hall was empty! I went to my favorite restaurant and bought a dozen doughnuts.
Yum! By the time I finished eating, it was time to go take the test!